"A girl's got to be careful of men. I hope you don't mind me saying so."
This is for buggery on hir birthday! Or, more accurately, a week later, but the sentiment is there! Jack, you said nice things about my fic when I was quaking in my very first post, and I will never forget it.
Thanks to rubynye for audiencing, and
petronelle,
thete1 and
jamjar for betas.
Imported from Archive of Our Own. Original work id: 59271.